March 2012
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Watchunsexual:
omG
hmuifyoureblack:
I went on a date once
no I didn’t
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
cardcaptorsollux:
how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer
do you know what happens when i get near a computer
Ellen Degeneres for President.
February 2012
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youngstero:
there could be chameleons all over you right now and you’d have no idea
Watchohmysweetbabyimpala:
keepcalmheisthedoctor:
yesthisisduck:
sebinsky:
thatshipstersforyou:
this is the greatest thing to ever happen
OH MY GOD.
CHRIST
Just lost my shit.
OHMYGOD
“And your very flesh shall be a great poem.”
– Walt Whitman (via empty-the-moon)
blainesbonerinkurtsasshole:
Season 6 of Glee:
“I am the only openly straight kid in my school”
PSA: Free Pancakes
cracktastic:
mysistermademeblog:
cracktastic:
mysistermademeblog:
cracktastic:
mysistermademeblog:
Today (February 28th) is free pancake day at IHOP until 10pm. I’m just saying.
what?!?!!? WHY DONT WE LIVE NEAR EACH OTHER? LETS GO
We shall virtually eat pancakes together! I get to be this kid. He’s way too cool for school.
Man I was really hoping you would go for this one….
...
“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama
(via bronx-beat)
Watchtyleroakley:
dumbpointyanimeshades:
my sister downloaded this...
The Reaping from Peetas POV
FUCK. katniss has been reaped.
she looks hot though
unf
unf
the things i’d do to her i swear if i were alone with her i’d-
SHIT DID THEY JUST SAY MY NAME
THEY JUST SAID MY NAME
